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We have all had enough of those cliché fantasy worlds with brave knights, ladylike elves and little people obsessed with jewellery. Generia is just another of those worlds... Thankfully there are evil barbarians coming to plunder, impale, drink beer, use inappropriate language and generally to make things interesting. And guess what? It's you who will lead them!
Go back to the days when you thought real time strategy games were awesome. But this time you don't need to spend a whole hour to just win a skirmish. Jump right into battle and use your rusty strategic and tactical skills to crush hundreds of enemies within minutes! Crush Your Enemies has everything you like in strategy games: planning, choosing different types of units, managing resources, taking enemy territory and outwitting your opponents with the ingenious formations of your men. Only of this strategic goodness is packed into a tight and intense experience you can enjoy no matter how little time you have.
- True strategic challenge in a small package: Levels are packed with deep strategic options, but can be completed in shorter bursts
- Super simple controls: Despite the depth of its systems, the game can be controlled with just one Mouse button
- Epic Single-Player campaign: The game features hours of strategic single-player goodness
- Cross-platform multiplayer: Play against your friends and loved ones on PC and mobile devices. The battle never has to end!
- Various Unit Types: Different unit types each have a different role on the battlefield
- Plundered Inventory: Expertly utilize and manage special items that can change the course of battles when used wisely
- Weird Boss Battles: Have you ever battled a Giant Death Snail that has a passion for head-butting? No? What are you waiting for!?
- Story filled with Naughty Humour: So your momma won't mistake the game for her favourite Medieval Village Clickfest!
- Violence, Beer and Curse Words: Enough said……
Title: Crush Your Enemies
Genre: Action, Indie, Strategy
Good Shepherd Entertainment
Release Date: 13 Jul, 2016
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Crush Your Enemies is a great polished game for a small price, that will also make you laugh.
Easy at the first look, it's actually hard to master so there is a nice progression curve.
I played 7 hours in the game so far, that's the time it will take you to complete most of the game. Totally worth the price!. we all know how they ''recrute'' new soldiers.... good game you can play in short burst. good sense of humor. challenging and fun.. I noticed the game during a random sale and the combination of visual design, music and gameplay seemed interesting. Bought it, was too busy to play it at the time, came back to it months later and boy am I enjoying myself!
This is an awesome combination of RTS mechanics, tablet game mechanics and a nice dose of humour. The music and art style compliment it very well to create a gem of a game.
If you're not sure about it, you can try it on mobile (it's a sort of demo), with the added provision that the control is somewhat easier on PC.
Try it! Crush your enemies! See them driven before you! Hear the lamentations of their women!. This is a perfect guide for people wanting to make a horrible game.. INB4: I will probably update this review when there's more time, but fook it, this game is so annoying.
Ever looked for an impossibly hard game? Well, here you go. Maps go from super easy to god damn impossible. One map all you have to do is play rush tactics, another map you may have to balance NOT killing your enemies before you've gathered more soldiers than you started with, which takes forever, because in act 2 you start needing supplies like pigs and trees to build/recruit, and it takes forever. I have no idea how some of this game was meant to be played, it is just so bloody hard on some levels.
The only thing which keeps me from demanding my 99 cents back is that you don't have to 3 "star" a level to get past it, but when the game basically sets you up with something that should be easy, and then prevents you from using the one thing that makes the challenge doable, it's asking for a negative review. There are so many nitpicks to choose from, but basically it ends up as: Here is something barely doable, now let's strip you of things which makes it doable!
Then there are some serious issues of moving units around, they keep walking into each others and becoming one big unit before moving on, which actually ruined my 3 star on one level FFS, and the ♥♥♥♥♥ can't just switch places, if one unit type is standing in the way no other unit time will get past them even. Oh! And you have no way of retreating your units. "Oh there are 50 soldiers attacking my 10 peasants, why wouldn't they retreat? Oh well, the peasants clearly want to die so FOOK'EM and FOOK DIS GAEM!"
Weedcraft Inc Announced: A New Tycoon Game Explores Marijuana as Big Business.:
Casual stoners Devolver Digital and wake-and-bake enthusiasts Vile Monarch (Crush your Enemies, Oh...Sir!) announced the burgeoning legal pot industry’s first fully fledged tycoon game: Weedcraft Inc. Coming to PC in 2019, Weedcraft Inc explores the business of producing, breeding and selling weed in America, delving deep into the financial, political and cultural aspects of the country's complex relationship with this troublesome and promising plant.
Would-be Mary Jane moguls will need to prioritize resources carefully as they manage the production and distribution of their weed. Cultivate killer plants, cross-breed them to create unique strains of the devil’s lettuce, hire and manage a growing staff, and be prepared to take on the competition. As in real life, the business of bud presents plenty of opportunity along with a plethora of problems. Decide when and where to take on extra risk to maximize profit, but be careful, the cops and politicians are all working their own angles.
An important, controversial topic presented in an insightful and detailed manner, Weedcraft Inc presents a challenge to those would rule the reefer offering a series of diverse scenarios and unique characters to work with (or around) as your budding empire grows. Whether you choose to hobnob with politicians, pay off the po-po, fight for medical marijuana rights or work the legal system, it’s all in the name of the sticky icky and your cutthroat corporate profits.
Weedcraft Inc hits PC in 2019.
For a contact high, hit up weedcraftgame.com and follow @DevolverDigital and @VileMonarch on Twitter.
. Update #1 is Roaming the Lands:
Hey there again fellow Barbarians!
We've been closely listening to your feedback and requests, and we're happy to announce that Update #1 is now available.
This update addresses some of the reported issues with the game, whilst adding some new requested options. Additionally it also adds a new Chinese language option, so that a new community of players can now enjoy Brog's insightful commentary on the merrits of battle and barbarian life.
Here's a full list of changes included in this update:
- Option to change your language
- Option to change the volume
- Chinese localisation
- Multiplayer bug fixes
- Bug fixes
- Small design tweaks
We have plans to continue to support the game well past launch, and we'll be sharing more information about these plans soon.
In the meantime, we sincerely hope that everyone continues to enjoy their time conquering and pillaging!. Update #2 is what you've been waiting for:
Hello fellow Conquerors! Long time no see. But we're back with a loot that will make you go "wow, they really brought a lot of cool stuff". And here's what's included:
- Party multiplayer mode - crush your friends on the same screen!
- Sparring mode - play any multiplayer level with the AI
- 3 new levels exclusive for the party and sparring modes
- Multiplayer statistics and leaderboard: from now on everyone will know if you chicken out!
- Gamepad controls tweaks
- Updated speedup icon
- Fixed achievements issues related to collecting beer, killing individual troops and multiplayer wins
Neat, huh? So go ahead and pamper yourself with some nice enemy-crushing, beer-guzzling and wimp-scoffing.
And one more thing: we're not done... we'll be back.
Cheers!. End of Summer Benefit Sale Now Available!
Hey there again you lovely people!
The next few days are going to be really special for us, as we’ve teamed-up with the amazing folks from One Gamer Fund
and have put our entire library of Good Shepherd Entertainment published titles on sale for the lowest prices each respective title has ever been available for here on Steam to benefit the One Gamer Fund during its inaugural charity weekend.
The One Gamer Fund is a new philanthropic initiative comprised of seven gaming nonprofits: AbleGamers
, Child’s Play
, Games for Change
, Global Game Jam
, the IGDA Foundation
and Take This
. Between 10 a.m. PT on Sept. 21 to 10 a.m. PT on Sept. 25
, half of all proceeds
generated by purchases of Good Shepherd games after Steam’s share of revenue is factored will be donated directly to the IGDA Foundation on behalf of the One Gamer Fund and subsequently dispersed among all partnering nonprofits.
This is not all though! We’ve also just launched a special new Good Shepherd Entertainment Bundle
to coincide with this sale. This bundle will allow those whom already own some of our games to easily complete their set at a special additional 25% discount
! This means that you can add even more gaming goodness to life whilst helping these seven amazing charities and causes.
A number of Twitch personalities will also be hosting special streams to aid the One Gamer Fund throughout the weekend. Individuals can learn more about ways to participate by visiting www.OneGamerFund.org
and following @OneGamerFund on Twitter.
We can’t tell you guys how much this sales means to us and how proud we are to be a small part of helping these amazing causes. None of this would be possible without all of your help though, so on behalf of everyone involved in this benefit sale, we just wanted to say thank you very much for your continued support!
Here’s to the power of gaming!
The Good Shepherd Team
. Muk’s Update Now Available – Includes a buttload of FREE NEW CONTENT!
Hey there again fellow invaders!
Your favorite foul mouthed Barbarians are back, and they came packing plenty of exciting new shite! So Fend off all that political nonsense with a dose of new content, as this free update introduces a third campaign
for more murder and mayhem, just right for slaughtering your way across 11 brand-new levels
Prefer to pillage with friends? Muk’s update also has you covered with 2 New multiplayer and skirmish levels
, with new features such as a Mushroom Ground type tile
and extended setup phase
and more, all to help you better annihilate your rivals. Plus you can now play 3 maps from single player in multiplayer online
, just in case you’re not too much of a boozy numpty to have enough other people to play with.
Additionally this update includes a beer-barrels worth of new fan requested features. Here’s a quick breakdown of the important additions that the update includes:
- Third campaign containing eleven new levels;
- Three maps from Local multiplayer now in Online multiplayer
- Two new Local, Online multiplayer and skirmish levels;
- Extended setup phase mechanic featured in the new campaign and new multiplayer levels - you can now choose buildings and squads to place on predefined spots on the battle map;
- New tile - Fungi of Doom, which hurt units walking on them
- You can now reset your shopping (and get your beer back) after finishing the campaign
- Reset Campaign button (resets everything but achievements and campaign unlocks);
- VSync ON, which improves performance on most devices.
- MatchMaking based on game version - available battles, items;
- Multiplayer: tweaked connection system
- UI fixes
- Now you can navigate with keyboard in the menus
- Tent and Dummy item fix - now you can't put those items on existing ones
- Let’s roll” disabled during animation (caused some overly early battle starts in MP)
- Multiplayer: abandoned battles count as loses
Pretty sweet right? So start your holiday celebration early by grabbing a few pints of foamy beer and start smashing some more skulls to add to your already impressive collection!
This is not the end of the road for us though, so keep an eye out here to learn of future new updates to the game!
. Special Weedcraft Inc Discount Available Now
Hello Fellow Skull Crushers!
As a very small gesture of appreciation for your continued support for our studio, Vile Monarch would like to offer you a special additional 10% on our latest just released title, Weedcraft Inc
. This discount is available for anyone who owns any of the titles below on Steam and stacks with any additional discounts, including the currently available 15% launch discount.
Steam users will get an additional 10% discount if they own any of the following games:
Oh Sir:The Hollywood Roast
Crush Your Enemies
Or if they own the movie Austin High on Steam!
Don't own Austin High? If you buy Weedcraft Inc, you'll get Austin High for free. So how long will you have to lock in this deal? These discounts will last for two weeks from the time the game is live on Steam.
Thanks so much for the support, and we can't wait to get growing with all of you Soon!. FREE Plundering With Portals Update Now Available!
Hey there again fellow hairy chested conquistadors!
With the enemy-crushing trend currently being revived by despots the world over, it’s only fair that you should get in on the action. So we’re thrilled to announce that we have some great news for you, as we’ve just released a new update called “Plundering with Portals
.” This new update adds a beer barrel load of new content and features, all of which will help to make crushing the squishy will of your enemies even more fun!